How does a fancy showgirl cool off a cup of her favourite tea? With a pair of ostrich feather fans, of course! A cheeky irreverent slow-burn, this unusual comedic fan dance is a means to an end. She may get all hot and bothered, but eventually our heroine finds just the right temperature - and reaches just the right state of undress - so she can finally enjoy her perfect cup of tea. Originally created for the Loose Leaf Teasers' Tea & Tease production at the Neverland Tea Salon in Vancouver BC, it's an absurdist story of triumph over temperature.